Total Medals Earned: 397 (From 80 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,935 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/110 points)
Start playing.
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 9.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Start your adventure
Catch a Bidoof
Use Dexter to research a Pokemon
Reach Level 5
As Meowth, KO a Pokemon owned by Ash
Explore every area in the Campo Region
Catch a Pokemon from a pond
Deal 4x super effective damage to a wild Pokemon
Add Racecar the Girafarig to your team
Reach Level 10
Defeat Yanmega in Mantis Forest
Travel over 10,000 metres
Defeat Qwilfish in Periwinkle Pond
Defeat Cacturne in Midnight Graveyard
Catch a pseudo-legendary Pokemon
Defeat Stunky in Fandango Fields
Defeat Dugtrio in Cordovan Cave
KO 100 wild Pokemon
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/20 (75/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Reach half the Wave Mode
Do a 6 kill combo
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 9/12 (220/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Collect $1.01
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Open your cellphone
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/105 points)
Score 500+
Score 200+
Survive a full year.
Score 800+
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.